So here's a few Office quotes for you.
Dwight Schrute:
I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly.
Jim Halpert:
It's a bold move to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael is a bold guy. Is bold the right word?
Michael Scott:
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
Michael Scott:
I guess I didn't know her very well... I marked her arm.
Jim Halpert:
You what?
Michael Scott:
I put a mark on her arm... so I could tell them apart. [laughing] I don-- I know. I know. [pause] I can't believe I gave her my bike.

And can Jim and Pam PLEASE get engaged this season?

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